August 2012
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luckysvengali:
Erika’s “I Don’t Understand” dance.
I rewind this over&over&over Erika a fool i tell ya lol :D
lesliekn0pe:
why didn’t my parents start training me to be an olympic athlete when i was like 3 okay my laziness is entirely their fault this all could have gone differently
the olympics: discovering hot guys you never knew existed
Watchhealthyy-motivation:
dontbe-ridiculous:
marklesextu:
astold-byginger:
sexualtiger:
m3gh4nn:
allhailthebasedpimpcess:
I hope this was just left on some kid’s laptop and somebody found it and posted it.
holy mother of god, i love this so much.
reblogging for the second time because this is so beautiful
OMFG I AM CRYING
hahahahahahaha perfection
I will never not reblog this
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I want to follow ADULTS! Reblog if you're 18+ & a...
Watchparkmellegrino:
clementinesandcathedrals:
lampsarepeopletoo:
IVE SCROLLED PAST THIS VID A MILLION TIMES AND IM SO GLAD I WATCHED IT NOW OMG
omg
HANNAH MONTANA RACCOON REPELLENT
Anonymous asked: you are totally a sexy gorgeous sistah, would you consider dating an older white man who would make all your dreams come true??
Anonymous asked: would you rather have a husband who is horrible at sex or a great orgasmic sex partner?
Anonymous asked: How did you make you butt so toned and big? (awkward question)
GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION...
theweaknessleaving:
themore-thenerdier:
republiccityobsessed:
omg do this i will cry
Nobody has ever won this. Ever.
Game on.
Let’s get awkward!
i like awkward
imawanchor:
today a 15 year old girl won a gold medal in the olympics and i woke up at half one in the afternoon and stayed sat in the same spot for 6 hours
Plot Twist: We all lose our social anxiety and order our pizza's through the phone without hesitation and nervousness, we successfully greet everyone at family gatherings without jumbling up words and asking "how are you" twice, and we lose the habit of practicing to say our orders before saying it to the waitress.
July 2012
earthtoalexander:
how do people come up with witty text posts all the time like did you sell your soul to satan or is there some sort of witty text post shop that you’re not telling us about
olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
me: falls on face trying to put socks on
thebuttfairy:
i want to see a reality show where they bring in a celebrity and that celebrity has to go through their tag on tumblr.
Relatively athletic woman in her 60's doing tricep...
Woman: You're very strong. Much stronger than you look.
Me: Thank you... wait, is that a good thing?
Woman: Definitely. You don't want to look too tough.
Me (trying to be polite but assuming she thinks muscle on women is unattractive): I don't know... I'd like to look like I could hold my own.
Woman: No no, dear. You want the element of surprise.
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vomitpoisoneatdiomonds replied to your post: my body is gonna hate me when I work out tonight…
i love chili ugh yas. what workouts do you do?
me too! but the tomatoes and spices give me acid reflux when I work out =P I’m doing insanity! It’s gonna kill me I think, cause I have done it since Friday O_o
Everyone is talking about how the new login screen...
theneoncaptain:
lolzpicx:
There.. there’s a new login screen?
my body is gonna hate me when I work out tonight ugh I don’t think spicy chili was such a good idea :(
Most people: don't eat ice cream, pizza, bread, sugar, fat, or fried food. EVER.
Me: oh I'm sorry I couldn't hear you over the sound of MODERATION.
leanmeanfitmachinexxx asked: How was your day? :)
Anonymous asked: Hey! What exercise do you do? what would you say is your weeks routine?
